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One Cheese Cracker
01:08
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I went to the store to buy a snack
But everything was feeling wack
I saw some crackers, but I didn't want the pack
Tore it open and took one back
Went to the counter and set it down
I said one cheese cracker we are crackers
The cashier looked at me and he said
What the shit, where's the rest?
It's just one.
Where's the pack?
I didn't want the pack.
You need the pack.
So how many pubes for that?
We don't take pubes here.
Well that's all I have.
You still need the pack!
I just want one.
Can't sell just one cracker.
That's all I want, how many pubes will it be?
ONE CHEESE CRACKER
CRACKA ATTACKA
ONE CHEESE CRACKER
CRACKA ATTACKA
ONE CHEESE CRACKER
CRACKA ATTACK
ONE CHEESE CRACKER
CRACKA ATTACKA
ONE CHEESE CRACKER
CRACKA ATTACKA
ONE CHEESE CRACKER
CRACKA ATTACKA
ONE CHEESE CRACKER
CRACKA ATTACKA
ONE CHEESE CRACKER
CRACKER ATTACK
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I saw a homeless guy
He loved to shit (he loved to shit)
He said it’s the best
When it comes out (it comes out)
He said that’s what life is about
Poopoopoopoopoopoopoo
Smear it in bathroom grout
And up a fucking trout
Don’t ask me why
I don’t know the guy
But by golly
Does he love to poop
He don’t need no scoop
He poops in a group
Hahaheehoo x4
Papapeepoo x4
Poopoo is the best when it comes out
If you go to Taco Bell you’ll scream and shout
Poopoo is the best when it comes out
To much time on the toilet seat I got gout
Poopoo is the best when it comes out
I received a poop badge when I was a Boy Scout
Poopoo is the best when it comes out
Just go poopoo
It’s great
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I’m really fucking mad
I just want to fuck your mom
I swear to fuck I’ll eat your son
I just got a slimjim
I’m still angry
But it doesn’t matter
I’ll snap into this shit
Then snap your fucking neck
I don’t care
Don’t you dare test me
I’ll cook your fat ass medium rare
Teriyaki in yo eye
Give you a quite spicy glare
I fucking hate cops
She saw your mom just give me top
She said that was pretty hot
So I snapped her neck with a karate chop
I just ate a
Fucking slimjim
They fuckin slap
Preschooler
Tried to steal it
So i fucked his mom
His dads name is tom
Fucked him too
I really like slimjims
I saw a guy wearing timbs
His name was tim
He gave me a slimjim
Snapped into that meat stick
It gave me a violent tick
Bet your ass I’ll pull up on your mom real slick
Take her out call her thick
Looks like I’m your stepdad and your moms my new chick
Fuck. Your. Dumb. Face. Give. Me. A. Slim. Jim. Or. I’ll. Fuck. Your. Mom.
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